1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,948 Children, get into place. 4 00:00:31,156 --> 00:00:32,407 You in the back... 5 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:35,160 In the back, stand up straight! 6 00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:37,704 Get ready for the photo. 7 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,582 Children, please calm down! 8 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,000 Children! 9 00:00:42,209 --> 00:00:44,127 The row in the back, stop moving. 10 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:45,712 Stand still! 11 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,214 You two over there... 12 00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:52,261 Our teacher gave us a funny assignment the other day: 13 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:59,393 "Tell me what you want to be 14 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:01,562 "when you grow up." 15 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,364 Nicholas, it can't be that hard. 16 00:01:13,115 --> 00:01:16,201 Yes it can, if you don't know what you want to be. 17 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,288 The other kids, they all know. 18 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,750 Alceste, for example, he wants to be a minister. 19 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,504 Alceste is my best friend, a fat boy who's always eating. 20 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,548 That's ham hock. 21 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:31,466 That's pork loin. 22 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:33,010 Those are pork chops. 23 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:36,263 That's pig's snout. It doesn't look good, but it is. 24 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,516 The reason he wants to be a minister 25 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,687 is because they have lots of banquets. 26 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:50,777 At our house for Christmas, 27 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,656 we're having Granny, Aunt Dorothy and Uncle Eugene. 28 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:58,619 At our place, we're having sausage, turkey and chestnuts. 29 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,874 Later on, Geoffroy will work with his father. 30 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:07,461 Hello? 31 00:02:09,505 --> 00:02:10,631 One moment, please. 32 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:11,757 Yes, hello? 33 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,636 Geoffroy lives in a big house with a big garden. 34 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,557 He even has a kidney-shaped pool. 35 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:27,147 Geoffroy's dad is very rich and buys him anything he wants. 36 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:30,192 What Geoffroy likes best of all is dressing up. 37 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:38,700 Since Geoffroy's dad works a lot, 38 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,453 it's Albert, the butler, who watches him. 39 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,041 That's Clotaire. 40 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,961 He has a terrific bike. 41 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,465 It's a race bike. 42 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,137 Then why's it got a rack? 43 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:02,182 I told you, it's a race rack. 44 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:09,940 Clotaire's dream is to be a champion cyclist. 45 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,986 Louis XVl was taken to the scaffold. 46 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,279 Clotaire! 47 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:17,072 What did I just say? 48 00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,283 Clotaire is bottom of the class. 49 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,077 A scaffold? 50 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,662 What's a scaffold for? 51 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,416 For making buildings? 52 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:31,753 Go to the corner. 53 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:38,552 He's always getting punished or deprived of something. 54 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:45,934 When he gets his report card, he's deprived of TV and dessert. 55 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:52,649 When the principal scolds him, he says: 56 00:03:53,358 --> 00:03:56,862 Your parents deprive themselves to give you an education! 57 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,116 Of course, getting report cards 58 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,160 is no fun for anyone. 59 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:04,703 Nicholas... 60 00:04:05,037 --> 00:04:06,496 "Undisciplined. Easily distracted. 61 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:08,081 "Could do better." 62 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:10,209 Eudes is the only one who isn't afraid. 63 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,961 Eudes! "Quarrelsome and aggressive, 64 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:15,005 "in class and at playtime. 65 00:04:15,297 --> 00:04:16,548 "Fair grades 66 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,883 "in singing." 67 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:21,887 My father never says a thing. 68 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:22,888 You know why? 69 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,058 I look him straight in the eye. 70 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,729 Then he signs it and that's that. 71 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,487 What kind of grades are these? 72 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:40,572 T o bed with no dessert! 73 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:44,409 I guess he must not have looked straight enough. 74 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,704 Eudes says he wants to be a bandit. 75 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:48,872 I want to be a bandit. 76 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:51,083 Bandit! That's not a profession. 77 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,877 Yes, it is! If there weren't any bandits, 78 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:57,130 your father wouldn't have a job and you'd live in a shack. 79 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:58,090 Say that again? 80 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,342 You heard me: a rotten shack. 81 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,136 Rufus wants to be a policeman, 82 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:04,513 like his father. 83 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,726 But talk about goofing up, 84 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,144 he's the champ. 85 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,690 Hey guys, I'll imitate a monster. Guess who it is? 86 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:17,901 Frankenstein! -The Mummy! 87 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:19,403 Belphegor! -Dracula! 88 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:20,821 The bogeyman! 89 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,364 My Aunt Germaine! 90 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,492 No! It's Old Spuds! 91 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,331 Old Spuds is our supervisor. 92 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:33,667 He's always saying: 93 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:35,419 Look me in the eye. 94 00:05:35,586 --> 00:05:37,171 And potatoes have eyes too. 95 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:42,050 I didn't get it at first either. The older boys explained it to me. 96 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,929 O ld Spuds likes to make us write sentences. 97 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:49,349 100 times: "l will not mock my supervisors by making 98 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:53,103 "grotesque imitations which are totally unrealistic." 99 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,982 Agnan is the only one that'll never happen to. 100 00:05:58,317 --> 00:06:02,487 Agnan is top of the class and teacher's pet, but above all 101 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:03,655 he's a dirty rat. 102 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:05,073 Teacher! Teacher! 103 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:06,283 They're talking. 104 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,370 We don't like him much, 105 00:06:10,579 --> 00:06:12,456 but we can't hit him, he's got glasses. 106 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,125 You can't hit me, I've got glasses. 107 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,296 No one knows what Agnan wants to be when he grows up. 108 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,589 Teacher! He's copying. 109 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,344 When Dad was my age, 110 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:28,096 there were plenty of things he wanted to be. 111 00:06:29,223 --> 00:06:33,101 He says that if he hadn't married Mom, he would've been 112 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,436 a soccer champion... 113 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:43,445 a swimming champion... 114 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,448 Gentleman, on your marks, 115 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:47,407 get set... 116 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:53,580 And even... 117 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:54,915 A cycling champion. 118 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:59,044 World champion of mythomania is more like it. 119 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,504 That's Mr. Bledurt. 120 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:03,131 Who asked you, Mister Busybody? 121 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,466 Go eavesdrop elsewhere. 122 00:07:04,675 --> 00:07:07,803 The whole neighborhood can hear you, loudmouth. 123 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,721 Watch it... -What? 124 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,597 You don't scare me. 125 00:07:10,973 --> 00:07:12,641 He and Dad tease each other. 126 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,851 Don't touch me, Ok? 127 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,228 What kind of sport is mythomania? 128 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,563 Go home! 129 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,234 And then there's Mom... 130 00:07:22,401 --> 00:07:23,735 Mom! Mom! 131 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,992 One thing's for sure, Mom always wanted to be a mom. 132 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,619 And I wouldn't want her 133 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:33,745 to be anything else. 134 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,330 You scared me. 135 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,753 I know why I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. 136 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:46,800 It's because my life is swell and I don't ever want it to change. 137 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,285 Nicholas 138 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,832 Based on the books _by Goscinny and Sempe 139 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:38,305 Who knows the story of Little Tom Thumb? 140 00:10:38,889 --> 00:10:39,389 Eudes? 141 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:40,933 He's little? 142 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,059 Yes. What else? 143 00:10:44,061 --> 00:10:44,686 Rufus? 144 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:47,689 He's little, so he steals things and runs away. 145 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:51,318 Not exactly. 146 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,445 Alceste? 147 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,283 He refuses to eat well, so he's all skinny. 148 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:00,327 Not quite. 149 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:06,750 Nicholas? 150 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:13,757 O k, go ahead, Agnan. 151 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,636 Little Tom Thumb was called Tom Thumb because 152 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,054 he was as little as a thumb. 153 00:11:19,221 --> 00:11:22,140 He was the youngest child of a poor family 154 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,519 who had no food for their children, so the parents decided 155 00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:27,312 to abandon them in the forest. 156 00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,106 Luckily, Little... 157 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:48,041 Congratulations, Joachim. 158 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,229 Pass the word: Joachim has a little brother. 159 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:11,023 Silence! 160 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,448 Clotaire, what are you doing? 161 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,830 Come on, tell us! 162 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:30,792 I was fast asleep. Dad came in and woke me up. 163 00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,171 He was dressed and unshaved, and he started to laugh. 164 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,341 He said I'd had a little brother. 165 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,467 And then? 166 00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,220 He took me to see my mother. 167 00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:44,473 She was at the hospital, but she looked as happy as Dad. 168 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:45,766 And next to her, 169 00:12:47,351 --> 00:12:48,519 was my little brother. 170 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,813 You sure don't look happy. 171 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,398 Why would I be? 172 00:12:53,607 --> 00:12:56,443 He's always screaming, but if I raise my voice 173 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,988 they tell me to hush and Dad says I'm giving him a headache. 174 00:13:00,155 --> 00:13:02,407 If I get anywhere near the cradle, 175 00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,451 they tell me to scram. 176 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,119 How big is a baby? 177 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:07,496 About this high. 178 00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:09,373 Then put your toys that high. 179 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:12,084 They'll make you share your room with him. 180 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,169 No way, it's my room! It's mine! 181 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,712 Put him in the garden. 182 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:16,922 We don't have a garden. 183 00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,590 Then build one. 184 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,051 How about the garage? Our dog sleeps there. 185 00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:24,763 I wanted a bicycle, not a brother. 186 00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:28,517 He'll steal your candy and you won't be able to complain. 187 00:13:28,892 --> 00:13:30,435 'Cause if you complain, 188 00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:33,188 they say you're jealous and punish you. 189 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,232 Maybe you'll end up in the garage. 190 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,820 You're in trouble. 191 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,659 You didn't have any idea? 192 00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:49,746 No. But it's true, Dad was acting strange lately. 193 00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:50,914 Like what? 194 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:54,209 Well, like he was real nice to my mother. 195 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:58,463 For example, he'd carry the groceries home. 196 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,592 He'd say, "Darling, I don't want you getting tired." 197 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:06,555 One day, he even took the trash out without moaning. That's unusual. 198 00:14:12,186 --> 00:14:13,854 Mom? -Yes, sweetheart? 199 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,689 How do you make babies? 200 00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:21,111 Oh look, your father's home! 201 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:22,571 Surprise! 202 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,751 "For Nicholas, whose father works so hard. Roger Moucheboume." 203 00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,170 Mr. Moucheboume is Dad's boss. 204 00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,089 Did you get the note I left with your secretary? 205 00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:44,092 What note? -About my raise and promotion... 206 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,469 We'd talked about it. 207 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:49,348 We'll see about that later. I have a little favor to ask you... 208 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:51,808 Mom and Dad argue a lot about him. 209 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,894 He's taking advantage of you. 210 00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,438 Fine, then I'll just walk out. 211 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,857 Nicholas, pack up, we're moving to a trailer. 212 00:14:59,107 --> 00:15:01,610 Swell, I'll get my suitcase. 213 00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,447 I have to admit, Mom and Dad argue a lot. 214 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,909 Why didn't you have it delivered? 215 00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:11,245 It cost more. Look, where does it go? 216 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,455 But I thought you got a raise. 217 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:16,625 I haven't got a raise yet. O n the little table? 218 00:15:16,834 --> 00:15:18,794 I thought... -Look, it's not sure. 219 00:15:19,044 --> 00:15:20,546 O n the table or the dresser? 220 00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,631 Then we shouldn't have bought a TV. 221 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,925 We're still making car payments. 222 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,053 Should I return it or set it down? 223 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,138 Don't hurry me! 224 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,390 I hate being hurried. 225 00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,934 But things always work out. 226 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,561 Ok, put it there. 227 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,531 Well, usually. 228 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,162 Nicholas? 229 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,413 Yes? 230 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,874 Never get married. -Ok. 231 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:05,382 Nicholas, I think you should write Mr. Moucheboume a thank you note. 232 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,303 "Dear Sir..." No, "Dear Mr. Moucheboume..." 233 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,096 No, that's too familiar. 234 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,098 "My dear Mr. Moucheboume..." 235 00:16:13,599 --> 00:16:14,224 Hang on... Honey! 236 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,686 "Dear Sir", "Dear Mr. Moucheboume" or "My dear Mr. Moucheboume"? 237 00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:20,189 Don't shout! I'm in the kitchen. 238 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,316 "Dear Sir" or "Dear Mr. Moucheboume"... 239 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,612 "Dear Mr. Moucheboume". -lsn't that too familiar? 240 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,865 Isn't "Dear Sir" better? -Then why ask? 241 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:35,621 Ok, write: "Dear Sir", comma, new line, 242 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,666 "lt was with surprise that I had the great surpr..." No. 243 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,961 "lt was with joy..." No. "lt was with pleasure... 244 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,298 "that I had the great surprise..." No. "The immense surprise..." 245 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,176 Why not "colossal surprise" while you're at it? 246 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,221 "The great surprise... 247 00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:55,140 "of receiving your lovely gift..." No. "Your..." 248 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:57,976 "Terrific gift"? -No, "your marvelous gift". 249 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,687 He's right, "terrific" is more natural. 250 00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:02,981 Can we write this letter in peace? 251 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:07,444 "Your lovely gift", period. New paragraph. 252 00:17:08,946 --> 00:17:11,156 "My respects..." No. 253 00:17:11,323 --> 00:17:13,367 "Respectfully yours..." 254 00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,535 Hang on... 255 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,663 "Respectfully yours" or "My sincere respects"? 256 00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:25,587 Put: "My sincere respects". 257 00:17:25,921 --> 00:17:27,005 Then you sign it. 258 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,190 Nicholas, please. 259 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,781 Nicholas... 260 00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,165 Stop it with that god-awful toy! 261 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,981 I'll never get that promotion. 262 00:18:30,194 --> 00:18:32,863 What if we invited the Moucheboumes for dinner? 263 00:18:33,989 --> 00:18:36,617 Maybe your boss would see you differently. 264 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:56,303 "One day, he even took the trash out without moaning. 265 00:18:58,222 --> 00:18:59,765 "That's unusual..." 266 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,636 Honey, I'll get it. -Thank you, darling. 267 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,555 That's sweet of you. 268 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,893 Which cups should I take? -Don't worry, I'll get them. 269 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:46,395 No, I insist. 270 00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,439 You'll never find them, love, I'll do it. 271 00:19:57,948 --> 00:19:59,283 I'm going to have a brother! -When? 272 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,286 I don't know. But it's just like Joachim said. 273 00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,039 Where is Joachim anyhow? 274 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,251 Children! 275 00:20:12,963 --> 00:20:15,465 Stand in line and follow me. 276 00:20:15,716 --> 00:20:18,594 Today you're going to have a medical examination. 277 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:22,973 Miss! Joachim isn't here. 278 00:20:23,140 --> 00:20:24,516 Yes, I know. 279 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,269 Come on now, follow me. No talking! 280 00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:31,148 What happened to Joachim? 281 00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,066 It must be his little brother. 282 00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,235 Maybe his parents abandoned him 283 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,529 in the woods like Tom Thumb. 284 00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:44,870 Does it hurt? 285 00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:46,079 You better believe it. 286 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,373 They had to strap us down. 287 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:52,628 I don't want to go! I want my mommy! 288 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,756 Agnan, what's wrong with you? Calm down. 289 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:57,549 I won't see the doctor! 290 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:00,219 If you see go the doctor like a good boy, 291 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:02,554 I'll test you in math. 292 00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:05,682 On fractions? 293 00:21:06,934 --> 00:21:08,602 Yes. -O k. 294 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:14,233 Ok, children. Let's go. 295 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,585 I'll show you some images. 296 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,839 And you'll tell me what you see. 297 00:21:37,130 --> 00:21:38,257 Are you ready? 298 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,926 What do you see? 299 00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:43,971 My father's car. 300 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:48,100 My father's boat. 301 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:53,355 My father's airplane. 302 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,940 Cough. 303 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,358 Very good. 304 00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,278 Cough. 305 00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,529 All right. 306 00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:02,656 Cough... 307 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,746 I'm listening. 308 00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:12,708 I don't know. I didn't study. 309 00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,752 Just tell me what runs through your head. 310 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:18,213 Should I say a date? 311 00:22:19,590 --> 00:22:22,342 A date? You see a date? 312 00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:24,428 I don't know. 313 00:22:25,679 --> 00:22:27,431 "A date." 314 00:22:28,599 --> 00:22:29,683 And here? 315 00:22:31,435 --> 00:22:32,644 It's not me. 316 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,897 It's not you... 317 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:35,856 Ok. 318 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:40,819 And this? 319 00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:44,114 What's wrong? 320 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:48,160 It's not fair. It's not me who made all those spots. 321 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:49,328 Next. 322 00:22:49,661 --> 00:22:51,288 Take your glasses off. 323 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,002 Take them off, I said. 324 00:23:00,088 --> 00:23:03,509 Is this related to your father too? 325 00:23:03,717 --> 00:23:04,968 No. It's my mother's coat. 326 00:23:06,887 --> 00:23:08,388 Which my father bought. 327 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:10,432 Next. 328 00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,603 Without the sandwich, it'll tip the scales. 329 00:23:19,483 --> 00:23:21,026 It's a little boy, 330 00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:24,571 who finds a seed and plants it. 331 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,783 And the seed grows 332 00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:31,161 into a little baby that starts to grow 333 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,038 and grow and grow... 334 00:23:33,455 --> 00:23:36,375 Until it's a big giant who catches the little boy 335 00:23:36,708 --> 00:23:38,752 and eats him alive. 336 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,097 I simply walked up to him and said, 337 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:53,267 "Why don't you and your wife come for dinner one night?" 338 00:23:53,684 --> 00:23:56,144 What did he say? -"Excellent idea." 339 00:23:56,270 --> 00:23:59,314 "I'll tell my wife." -I'm so happy! 340 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:03,443 Tell me, what type of woman is Mrs. Moucheboume? 341 00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,238 No idea. I never met her. 342 00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:08,949 I mean, is she the sophisticated type or... 343 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:10,576 I said, I don't know. 344 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,830 Don't worry, there's no problem. 345 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:17,082 But I am getting worried. 346 00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:20,127 Everything has to be perfect. 347 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:23,547 What about Nicholas? What'll we do with him? 348 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:27,634 Will he stay with us? -No, it's out of the question. 349 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:30,304 He can't sit still. -Oh my God... 350 00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:31,388 I'm afraid already. 351 00:24:39,688 --> 00:24:40,189 Here. 352 00:24:45,068 --> 00:24:46,111 Nicholas... 353 00:24:47,154 --> 00:24:48,155 You're not eating? 354 00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,533 You need to keep your strength up. 355 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:56,371 How about a walk in the woods next weekend? 356 00:25:08,175 --> 00:25:10,427 Be like Agnan, start kissing up. 357 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,804 Yeah, buy your mother a present. 358 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,099 Like some salami, or a nice baked ham. 359 00:25:16,225 --> 00:25:19,603 That way, she won't have the heart to abandon you. 360 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,397 No! You should buy her a ring. 361 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:24,816 That's what my father does. It always works. 362 00:25:25,150 --> 00:25:27,861 But I only have three francs. 363 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:34,076 Hello. 364 00:25:34,243 --> 00:25:37,204 Can I help you? -I'd like some flowers for my mom. 365 00:25:37,496 --> 00:25:39,414 How sweet, she's lucky. 366 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,625 It's so she won't abandon him. 367 00:25:44,628 --> 00:25:46,505 How much are roses? -Three francs. 368 00:25:46,713 --> 00:25:48,382 Great! I'll take them. 369 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,847 No. Three francs for one rose. 370 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:59,059 Can you lend me some money? I'll pay you back. 371 00:25:59,434 --> 00:26:01,186 I just have enough for a snack. 372 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,230 And you? -I'm broke. 373 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,525 Sure. You just don't want to. -It's my money. 374 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:08,485 Stingy rat. -Stingy yourself. 375 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:10,904 You're lucky I'm holding the flowers. 376 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:12,865 Calm down. -I'll hold them for you. 377 00:26:14,867 --> 00:26:15,993 Don't touch me or... 378 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,167 Murderer! 379 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:14,551 Your flower is very pretty, sweetheart. 380 00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:18,472 Clotaire was right, 381 00:27:18,639 --> 00:27:20,432 the Agnan technique worked. 382 00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,644 I did everything I could to make Mom happy. 383 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,564 I even agreed to wear my blue suit, 384 00:27:27,856 --> 00:27:29,733 the one I look like a nitwit in, 385 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:32,236 and go to Mrs. Courteplaque's. 386 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:33,987 Look how cute he is. 387 00:27:34,154 --> 00:27:36,865 He's the one who insisted on coming. 388 00:27:37,282 --> 00:27:39,326 Let me give you a kiss. 389 00:27:40,369 --> 00:27:42,579 Marie-Edwige, there you are. 390 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,546 That's Marie-Edwige. 391 00:27:51,588 --> 00:27:54,466 She's very pretty but she's just a girl. 392 00:27:58,846 --> 00:28:01,014 Take Nicholas to your room to play. 393 00:28:03,392 --> 00:28:05,310 What shall we play? 394 00:28:07,229 --> 00:28:08,480 We could play nurse. 395 00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,859 We'll pretend it's wartime. You can be wounded 396 00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:14,945 and I'll heal you and save you despite the danger. 397 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:18,657 I'd rather play cards. 398 00:28:19,741 --> 00:28:21,118 Ok. What can you play? 399 00:28:22,619 --> 00:28:23,787 I can play "War". 400 00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,956 I know a much better game. 401 00:28:27,082 --> 00:28:30,043 Marie-Edwige's game had very complicated rules. 402 00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,504 For example, she could look at my hand 403 00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:34,464 and exchange certain cards. 404 00:28:35,966 --> 00:28:36,800 But not me. 405 00:28:40,971 --> 00:28:44,057 And the cards didn't have the same value as usual. 406 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:48,187 She could take my king with her three. 407 00:28:48,353 --> 00:28:50,230 But... -What? 408 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,232 There were penalties too. 409 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:54,484 Come on, giddy-up, horsey! 410 00:28:54,693 --> 00:28:56,361 And I always lost. 411 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,698 It's sticky. -Don't move! 412 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:06,079 Later on, Marie-Edwige's girlfriends came over. 413 00:29:06,705 --> 00:29:08,123 Hello! 414 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:13,170 Then the fun really started. 415 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:24,264 But at one point... 416 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:31,563 I thought I might have to change schools. 417 00:29:34,191 --> 00:29:35,901 Goodbye, Nicholas. 418 00:29:36,818 --> 00:29:38,153 Bye, Nicholas. 419 00:29:39,029 --> 00:29:40,531 See you soon, Nicholas. 420 00:29:41,073 --> 00:29:42,449 Goodbye, Nicholas. 421 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,703 Well, bye. 422 00:29:47,538 --> 00:29:50,749 Goodbye, Marie-Edwige, I had a swell time with you, 423 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,961 you're very pretty and I hope to see you again soon. 424 00:29:54,586 --> 00:29:57,464 Actually, I think it was more like... 425 00:30:06,139 --> 00:30:07,599 I'm so proud of you. 426 00:30:07,933 --> 00:30:09,560 Mom was very pleased. 427 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:13,397 But it still wasn't enough. 428 00:30:13,605 --> 00:30:16,567 Tomorrow, we'll go for a walk in the woods. 429 00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:01,653 Nicholas. What are you doing? Open the door. 430 00:31:02,321 --> 00:31:04,823 Come on, open the door. 431 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,450 Open the door! 432 00:31:07,743 --> 00:31:09,995 Very funny. Come on, open it. 433 00:31:11,788 --> 00:31:15,167 Open this car door at once! I don't believe it. 434 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:17,044 Open it, for God's sake! 435 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,421 Stop shouting, you'll scare him. 436 00:31:19,630 --> 00:31:22,174 Nicholas, it's me, your mother. 437 00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:24,259 Open the door. 438 00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,845 Come on, son, stop being silly. 439 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,681 How are we going to get home? 440 00:31:56,416 --> 00:32:00,546 Mom and Dad spent the rest of the afternoon arguing. 441 00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:07,886 I could tell that Mom didn't want to abandon me, 442 00:32:08,595 --> 00:32:11,723 but I knew Dad would persuade her in the end. 443 00:32:15,686 --> 00:32:16,562 I know what we'll do. 444 00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,022 We'll form a secret gang to help Nicholas. 445 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,984 What's a secret gang? -A group of heroes. 446 00:32:22,192 --> 00:32:24,862 We can call our gang "The Unbeatables". 447 00:32:26,155 --> 00:32:29,199 We'll meet at the vacant lot. -We need a password. 448 00:32:29,992 --> 00:32:32,035 "lnvincible courage"! -Yeah! 449 00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:35,455 And only those who know it can come in. 450 00:32:36,373 --> 00:32:38,709 Children, get in line! 451 00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:48,927 It's a note from my parents. 452 00:32:52,097 --> 00:32:55,142 Pleeze excuze our sun hoo didn't doo his homework. 453 00:32:56,602 --> 00:32:57,477 Who wrote this? 454 00:33:00,189 --> 00:33:00,731 Daddy. 455 00:33:15,871 --> 00:33:16,997 Teacher? -Yes? 456 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:20,375 Can we come closer to see? -Of course. 457 00:33:21,418 --> 00:33:22,419 Sit down! 458 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:26,673 Stand up. 459 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:28,300 Sit down. 460 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,385 Children, 461 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:35,641 I'm very pleased to announce that the Minister of Education himself 462 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,852 shall honor us with a visit to our school. 463 00:33:39,061 --> 00:33:42,898 I'm counting on you to make his visit unforgettable. 464 00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,067 I turn to your teacher 465 00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:48,779 and ask her to organize a performance... 466 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:53,450 which I'm sure will combine culture and pedagogy. 467 00:33:53,659 --> 00:33:57,496 It will make a marvelous impression on our guest. 468 00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:01,083 Our teacher didn't like the idea of a performance. 469 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:06,046 I have to admit, she'd already tried to put on a play... 470 00:34:06,421 --> 00:34:07,548 Come on! The zebras! 471 00:34:08,215 --> 00:34:11,134 Go on. The zebra first, then the crocodile. 472 00:34:11,343 --> 00:34:12,177 There, that's it. 473 00:34:12,386 --> 00:34:13,470 Geoffroy! 474 00:34:14,346 --> 00:34:16,932 What on earth is that costume? 475 00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:18,433 Geoffroy... 476 00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:19,935 A parade... 477 00:34:20,936 --> 00:34:22,563 One, two! One, two! 478 00:34:22,938 --> 00:34:24,565 Half turn... to the right! 479 00:34:26,233 --> 00:34:27,693 What's this? 480 00:34:27,818 --> 00:34:30,112 Lines of two! What kind of troop is this? 481 00:34:32,114 --> 00:34:33,282 Lines of two, I said! 482 00:34:34,241 --> 00:34:36,493 You're the shame of France. 483 00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:38,620 You heard me, the shame of France! 484 00:34:38,829 --> 00:34:40,664 And even a choir... 485 00:34:45,502 --> 00:34:47,546 But it never worked out. 486 00:34:49,089 --> 00:34:51,008 Sorry, these kids are hopeless. 487 00:34:52,801 --> 00:34:54,845 You see, it's just that... 488 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,598 It might make us run late with our program. 489 00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:01,185 Well then, have them recite a poem. 490 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:04,229 They've studied poetry, haven't they? 491 00:35:04,813 --> 00:35:06,148 Yes. 492 00:35:06,565 --> 00:35:09,026 "The Crow and the Fox". -Wonderful. 493 00:35:10,027 --> 00:35:11,028 Let's see... 494 00:35:11,862 --> 00:35:16,116 You, my boy, please recite: "The Crow and the Fox". 495 00:35:16,867 --> 00:35:17,951 I don't know it all 496 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:21,205 but it's about a crow with Roquefort cheese in its beak. 497 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:22,456 It was Camembert! 498 00:35:22,623 --> 00:35:26,251 It couldn't be, Camembert is runny and it stinks! 499 00:35:28,212 --> 00:35:30,255 "Master Crow, perched on a tree..." 500 00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,633 That's enough! 501 00:35:32,883 --> 00:35:35,552 Calm down! 502 00:35:38,096 --> 00:35:40,057 Back to your drawings. 503 00:35:48,273 --> 00:35:49,274 No. 504 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:02,704 Password. -"lnvincible courage". 505 00:36:05,249 --> 00:36:07,376 Password. -"lnvincible courage". 506 00:36:10,045 --> 00:36:11,505 "lnvincible courage". 507 00:36:13,090 --> 00:36:14,424 "lnvincible courage". 508 00:36:18,554 --> 00:36:19,304 Password. 509 00:36:20,514 --> 00:36:23,016 "Terrible courage"? -Password, or I can't let you in. 510 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:24,643 "Funny courage"? 511 00:36:26,979 --> 00:36:28,814 "Terrific courage"? 512 00:36:29,022 --> 00:36:31,066 First of all, we need a leader. 513 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,193 I suggest it be me. -Why you? 514 00:36:33,443 --> 00:36:35,571 I've got the nicest clothes. 515 00:36:35,988 --> 00:36:37,281 The leader's the strongest! 516 00:36:37,489 --> 00:36:39,408 The leader's the oldest! That's me. 517 00:36:39,616 --> 00:36:42,327 No, Clotaire is oldest, he flunked nursery school. 518 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:46,456 If it's only to argue, we could've stayed at school. 519 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,254 Hello? One moment, I'll see. 520 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:53,714 Sir? 521 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:56,008 Yes? -It's the ministry. 522 00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:59,511 The Legion of Honor ceremony. -What a bore. 523 00:36:59,970 --> 00:37:02,055 Here. Find a date for them next month. 524 00:37:02,264 --> 00:37:03,473 Yes, sir. 525 00:37:04,725 --> 00:37:07,311 "l have not yet received..." -Your shirts, sir. 526 00:37:07,728 --> 00:37:08,770 Thank you, old boy. 527 00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:11,940 I shined your shoes too. 528 00:37:13,650 --> 00:37:15,068 Where were we, hon? 529 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:18,322 "l have not yet received an answer to last month's..." 530 00:37:20,908 --> 00:37:21,909 Did you hear me? 531 00:37:23,827 --> 00:37:25,579 I said I've changed my mind. 532 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:28,123 I don't want to have the Moucheboumes over. 533 00:37:28,207 --> 00:37:29,583 What? Why not? -Because. 534 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:32,252 I don't have a dress or jewelry, 535 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:34,379 and I don't know how to drive a car. 536 00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,093 Darling, what's got into you? 537 00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:44,139 I don't want to look like a dimwit in front of Mrs. Moucheboume. 538 00:37:49,061 --> 00:37:51,355 A dimwit? What do you mean? 539 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:54,358 Does her husband drive her to the hairdresser? 540 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:55,359 No. 541 00:37:55,526 --> 00:37:57,277 Does she take the bus? No. 542 00:37:57,402 --> 00:37:59,571 So she drives and I don't. -Makes sense. 543 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:04,117 Is her only fancy dress her engagement dress? 544 00:38:04,618 --> 00:38:06,495 No. Me, yes. 545 00:38:06,703 --> 00:38:10,040 What about the green dress you bought for Aunt Pelagia's 60th? 546 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,585 I wear it all the time. -No, you don't. 547 00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:16,088 Often enough, I'd say. 548 00:38:16,505 --> 00:38:19,883 Is her only topic of conversation her family and home? No. 549 00:38:20,342 --> 00:38:22,344 She's modern... -A woman of her time. 550 00:38:22,469 --> 00:38:23,929 Brilliant and independent... 551 00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:27,391 I'm just a middleclass housewife who does the cooking. 552 00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:29,977 I refuse to be humiliated all evening. 553 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:32,771 I'd rather call it off. 554 00:38:34,857 --> 00:38:36,066 Very well. 555 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:40,028 My wife will be humiliated in front of no one. 556 00:38:40,279 --> 00:38:42,364 Tomorrow, we'll buy you a new dress. 557 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,450 And some jewelry? -And jewelry. 558 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:46,952 I can learn to drive? 559 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,540 That too. -Oh, sweetheart! 560 00:38:53,917 --> 00:38:55,752 How much would a wall cost? 561 00:38:59,464 --> 00:39:01,216 "Courage..." 562 00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:02,676 "ln..." 563 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:05,762 "lnvi..." -"lnvisible"! 564 00:39:07,681 --> 00:39:10,475 Ok, everyone will be the leader of his own gang, 565 00:39:10,684 --> 00:39:13,687 which includes members of the full gang. For example, 566 00:39:13,896 --> 00:39:16,899 Geoffroy will be the leader of his gang, which includes 567 00:39:17,191 --> 00:39:19,151 himself, Rufus, Alceste and me. 568 00:39:19,485 --> 00:39:21,361 Rufus is the leader of his gang, 569 00:39:21,820 --> 00:39:23,530 with Eudes, Clotaire and me. 570 00:39:23,697 --> 00:39:27,826 Eudes is the leader of his gang, with Geoffroy, Rufus, Alceste and me. 571 00:39:28,076 --> 00:39:30,370 And my gang includes all of you. 572 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:31,705 Do we agree? 573 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:33,707 Do we agree? 574 00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:34,917 Yes. 575 00:39:35,167 --> 00:39:36,752 So, now what do we do? 576 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,549 I know! We'll clean your house. 577 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:44,635 We'll all come over and tidy up. 578 00:39:45,010 --> 00:39:48,472 Your parents will be so happy they'll have to keep you. 579 00:39:48,889 --> 00:39:51,141 Be good, I'm counting on you. 580 00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,894 We'll be home in two hours. Less if Mom's gifted. 581 00:39:54,102 --> 00:39:55,354 What's that mean? -What? 582 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:57,564 "Less if Mom's gifted." -I don't know. 583 00:39:57,731 --> 00:39:59,608 Two hours, one hour, whatever. 584 00:39:59,775 --> 00:40:01,985 You're insinuating something. 585 00:40:02,194 --> 00:40:03,946 Don't start up, Ok? -You started. 586 00:40:04,196 --> 00:40:06,865 You assume I'm going to fail. -No, I don't. 587 00:40:07,032 --> 00:40:08,867 Yes, you do. I'm sorry, you do. 588 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:13,580 We have two hours. 589 00:41:30,282 --> 00:41:32,534 Straighten up. 590 00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,829 Straighten up, straighten up, I said! 591 00:41:36,038 --> 00:41:39,166 You're flustering me with your "straighten ups". 592 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:45,047 Straighten up! 593 00:41:55,432 --> 00:41:58,143 Admit it. You were heading straight off the road. 594 00:42:04,942 --> 00:42:09,029 I was awfully impatient for Mom and Dad to see 595 00:42:09,196 --> 00:42:11,698 how my friends and l had cleaned the house. 596 00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,744 Ok, I'll pay for driving lessons. 597 00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:44,773 I realized I'd never be able to make them happy. 598 00:42:46,567 --> 00:42:48,986 So I decided to run away from home. 599 00:42:51,405 --> 00:42:54,491 I packed up everything I thought I might need, 600 00:42:55,576 --> 00:42:57,119 and I left. 601 00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:05,294 I wanted to go a long way away, like to China or Arcachon. 602 00:43:07,671 --> 00:43:10,841 Mom and Dad would be very sorry and they'd miss me. 603 00:43:11,008 --> 00:43:12,926 But I'd only come back after years, 604 00:43:13,093 --> 00:43:15,345 when I was captain of a warship 605 00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:18,015 and I earned lots of money. 606 00:43:18,891 --> 00:43:22,019 I'd take them to the movies and people would say: 607 00:43:22,227 --> 00:43:24,146 "Look, Nicholas has lots of money. 608 00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:27,232 "He takes his Mom and Dad to the movies, 609 00:43:27,483 --> 00:43:30,486 "even if they were mean to him." 610 00:43:49,254 --> 00:43:52,466 You chickened out. -I thought it over. Not the same! 611 00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:54,927 It's not up to me to leave. 612 00:43:55,385 --> 00:43:58,055 I was there first. The one who should leave 613 00:43:58,597 --> 00:44:01,016 is the baby! So when it gets here... 614 00:44:02,809 --> 00:44:04,728 we'll get rid of it. 615 00:44:07,105 --> 00:44:09,441 How? -We could sell it to the SPCA. 616 00:44:09,608 --> 00:44:11,985 They only take animals, you idiot! 617 00:44:12,194 --> 00:44:15,155 We'll abandon it in the jungle to wolves. 618 00:44:15,531 --> 00:44:17,616 Albert read me a story like that. 619 00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:19,409 No, the jungle is too far. 620 00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:22,621 We'll hide it in a hut and raise it in secret. 621 00:44:22,830 --> 00:44:24,039 We'll take turns feeding it. 622 00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:27,751 I can only go out on Thursdays. 623 00:44:27,918 --> 00:44:29,294 Me too. 624 00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:32,256 Me too, except if I'm punished. Which is often. 625 00:44:32,923 --> 00:44:34,091 We can leave food for it. 626 00:44:34,925 --> 00:44:36,593 My aunt does that with her cat. 627 00:44:36,969 --> 00:44:40,597 No way! Babies aren't like cats, they can't feed themselves. 628 00:44:42,808 --> 00:44:44,226 I heard everything. 629 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:47,354 What did you hear, you dirty rat? 630 00:44:47,604 --> 00:44:50,899 You want to take Nicholas' baby and hide it in the jungle 631 00:44:51,066 --> 00:44:54,194 and feed it cat food. I'll tell the teacher 632 00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,406 and the Principal, and you'll be in big trouble. 633 00:44:57,990 --> 00:44:58,949 Unless... 634 00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,325 Unless what? 635 00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:04,371 You let me propose my idea for the performance. 636 00:45:04,621 --> 00:45:05,706 What's your idea? 637 00:45:28,562 --> 00:45:31,231 Listen, we can't get rid of the baby ourselves. 638 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,026 The police will find out and we'll be in trouble. 639 00:45:34,401 --> 00:45:37,029 The only solution is to have it kidnapped 640 00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:37,988 by a gangster. 641 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:41,825 A gangster? Where will we find a gangster? 642 00:46:04,056 --> 00:46:05,849 Sir! 643 00:46:06,058 --> 00:46:07,851 Come here! 644 00:46:08,310 --> 00:46:10,062 Come on, sir! 645 00:46:12,147 --> 00:46:14,024 Come here. Yes, you! 646 00:46:14,274 --> 00:46:15,359 Come here! 647 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,705 It flows into the sea, 648 00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:31,083 forming a delta called the Camargue. 649 00:46:31,291 --> 00:46:32,417 Thank you, Agnan. 650 00:46:33,377 --> 00:46:35,546 What river flows through Paris? 651 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:40,676 Clotaire. 652 00:46:43,345 --> 00:46:44,847 Did you hear the question? 653 00:46:45,180 --> 00:46:47,432 "What river flows through Paris?"-Yes. 654 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,101 What's its name? 655 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:55,899 Come now, Clotaire. -It's... 656 00:47:14,293 --> 00:47:16,670 Clotaire. -Yes, miss. 657 00:47:17,045 --> 00:47:20,340 Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride? 658 00:47:20,799 --> 00:47:23,468 What river did the boat sail on? -The Seine. 659 00:47:26,471 --> 00:47:28,307 Go on now. 660 00:47:34,354 --> 00:47:36,648 "Based on alliteration, syllable counts, 661 00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:39,651 "or accents, Skaldic poetry, 662 00:47:39,818 --> 00:47:41,778 "developed by lcelander Snorri Sturf..." 663 00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:46,950 I can't say that one. 664 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:49,453 Then don't say it. -No funny comments. 665 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:52,414 Snorri Sturluson... 666 00:47:52,664 --> 00:47:55,083 "Developed by lcelander Snorri Sturluson 667 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:59,338 "is essentially a question of style where literal meaning 668 00:47:59,588 --> 00:48:01,757 "is replaced by periphrases and metaphors." 669 00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:03,509 Another one. On music. 670 00:48:05,052 --> 00:48:07,971 I doubt Mrs. Moucheboume will want to discuss music 671 00:48:08,138 --> 00:48:10,974 after your talk on 13th century Scandinavian poetry. 672 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:15,312 I think she'll be delighted to discover a cultivated person 673 00:48:15,521 --> 00:48:18,607 who can hold a conversation while the men talk business. 674 00:48:19,441 --> 00:48:20,484 Go on. 675 00:48:21,401 --> 00:48:22,319 "Baroque style." 676 00:48:22,528 --> 00:48:26,532 "From the Portuguese word barroco meaning misshapen pearls..." 677 00:48:28,992 --> 00:48:30,577 Hey guys! 678 00:48:32,621 --> 00:48:33,330 Look! 679 00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:36,917 Blind Jack! 680 00:48:37,167 --> 00:48:38,836 BLIND JACK ON THE RUN! 681 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:40,128 That's who we need. 682 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,799 Are you finished! Jailbirds! 683 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:46,218 Cossacks! Everyone get in line. 684 00:48:48,387 --> 00:48:49,012 Move it. 685 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:55,143 Boys, 686 00:48:56,687 --> 00:48:59,022 your teacher will be away for a few days. 687 00:48:59,356 --> 00:49:02,776 A substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, will replace her. 688 00:49:03,152 --> 00:49:04,486 Here she is. 689 00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:18,167 Geography. The rivers of France. 690 00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:32,389 Sit down. 691 00:49:33,724 --> 00:49:34,850 Silence! 692 00:49:38,645 --> 00:49:39,646 Very well. 693 00:49:40,397 --> 00:49:44,234 I see that today's lesson was to be on rivers. 694 00:49:45,152 --> 00:49:46,570 I'll start by testing 695 00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:49,323 your level of knowledge on the subject. 696 00:49:53,035 --> 00:49:55,954 But first, we must hang the map up. 697 00:49:56,455 --> 00:49:58,040 Who'd like to do that? 698 00:49:58,207 --> 00:49:58,707 Sit down! 699 00:50:00,584 --> 00:50:03,670 I'll decide who hangs the map. 700 00:50:06,131 --> 00:50:07,591 You, back there. 701 00:50:08,759 --> 00:50:09,718 What's your name? 702 00:50:12,137 --> 00:50:13,180 Clotaire, miss. 703 00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,558 You seem less unruly than the others. 704 00:50:17,518 --> 00:50:18,393 Hang the map up. 705 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,689 But, miss... 706 00:50:23,065 --> 00:50:25,442 Silence! 707 00:50:31,657 --> 00:50:33,450 I see we have a little rebel. 708 00:50:34,576 --> 00:50:37,246 Let me tell you, I show little rebels who's boss. 709 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:39,498 Is that clear? 710 00:50:45,796 --> 00:50:48,423 You, recite your lesson on the Seine River. 711 00:50:49,466 --> 00:50:51,593 The source of the Seine is in Burgundy, 712 00:50:51,844 --> 00:50:54,972 it's 776 km long and flows into the English Channel. 713 00:50:55,639 --> 00:50:57,474 Very good. And you? 714 00:50:58,559 --> 00:51:01,228 Its tributaries are the Aube, Marne, Oise and Yonne. 715 00:51:02,020 --> 00:51:03,147 Very good. 716 00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:05,023 Now you, the comedian. 717 00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:08,652 Mister Rattle Mouth, 718 00:51:09,027 --> 00:51:10,612 what else can you tell me? 719 00:51:12,698 --> 00:51:15,742 I see you have nothing intelligent to say. 720 00:51:16,952 --> 00:51:19,663 To the corner. That'll teach you to show off. 721 00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:24,084 What are you waiting for? 722 00:51:24,626 --> 00:51:26,670 It's because he's not used to it. 723 00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:29,882 I'll show him how. 724 00:51:32,384 --> 00:51:33,719 Thank you, Hilaire. 725 00:51:34,469 --> 00:51:37,472 "Gambert, Ganguin, Gangsain..." 726 00:51:38,265 --> 00:51:40,684 There's nothing under "Gangster". -Try "Blind". 727 00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:46,648 "Blind, Jack." I found it! 728 00:51:52,404 --> 00:51:55,157 JACK'S GARAGE 729 00:52:00,662 --> 00:52:02,664 Blind Jack? -Hang on. 730 00:52:02,873 --> 00:52:04,541 Jack! It's for you! 731 00:52:06,543 --> 00:52:09,630 See if he can take care of the new teacher too. 732 00:52:11,173 --> 00:52:12,799 Hello? -Blind Jack? 733 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,092 Yes, that's me. 734 00:52:14,301 --> 00:52:15,302 It's for a removal. 735 00:52:15,511 --> 00:52:17,930 Can't we deal with it on the spot? 736 00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:19,097 "On the spot?" 737 00:52:19,306 --> 00:52:20,140 Yeah, fix it... 738 00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:21,975 right there, on the spot. 739 00:52:22,184 --> 00:52:24,478 No! We want it taken away, that's all. 740 00:52:24,686 --> 00:52:26,688 That's all! 741 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:28,982 I'll have to get my hands in it. 742 00:52:29,608 --> 00:52:32,027 "ln it"? -Yeah, strip the body down. 743 00:52:33,570 --> 00:52:34,863 If I have to come get it... 744 00:52:35,072 --> 00:52:37,074 it's 500 francs minimum. 745 00:52:37,783 --> 00:52:39,117 We'll call you back. 746 00:52:39,868 --> 00:52:42,162 What did he say? -Tell us! 747 00:52:43,455 --> 00:52:45,040 What did he say? 748 00:52:45,207 --> 00:52:47,543 He wants 500 francs to strip the body. 749 00:52:48,377 --> 00:52:51,213 I knew it, gangsters are all crooks. 750 00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:54,049 What about the new teacher? 751 00:53:01,056 --> 00:53:02,933 O h my, these chocolates are old. 752 00:53:04,059 --> 00:53:07,020 Don't touch this, honey, it's like poison. 753 00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:15,195 TEACHERS' ROOM 754 00:53:18,657 --> 00:53:21,160 Yes. -It's a present for you. 755 00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:26,623 How sweet. 756 00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:29,126 Thank you. 757 00:53:29,543 --> 00:53:32,629 A maid? -Yes, a maid for the dinner. 758 00:53:32,963 --> 00:53:36,341 I can't leave poor Mrs. Moucheboume by herself while I cook. 759 00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:39,094 It's more elegant, don't you agree? 760 00:53:40,596 --> 00:53:44,725 For the dinner menu, I was thinking of lobster with mayonnaise. 761 00:53:45,184 --> 00:53:47,478 You know how much that costs? 762 00:53:47,686 --> 00:53:49,605 Eighty francs a kilo. 763 00:53:53,150 --> 00:53:53,859 Listen... 764 00:53:54,568 --> 00:53:56,820 The mayonnaise is a good idea. 765 00:53:57,029 --> 00:54:00,324 But for the rest, can't we do something simple? 766 00:54:00,491 --> 00:54:02,075 -You know, casual. "Casual". 767 00:54:02,284 --> 00:54:06,330 I can make ham sandwiches and we'll eat in front of the TV. 768 00:54:11,168 --> 00:54:13,545 I spent the whole night thinking about 769 00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:17,841 how to find 500 francs for the kidnapping. 770 00:54:18,509 --> 00:54:20,469 But the next day at school, 771 00:54:20,802 --> 00:54:23,722 Geoffroy showed up with something I'd never seen before. 772 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:28,101 How does it work? -You got any change? 773 00:54:29,394 --> 00:54:32,564 Pick a number and put your coin on it. 774 00:54:33,899 --> 00:54:36,109 I spin the wheel and throw the ball... 775 00:54:41,782 --> 00:54:42,366 And you lost. 776 00:54:44,076 --> 00:54:45,994 That's how we'll make money. 777 00:54:46,203 --> 00:54:48,288 We'll get adults to play for big stakes. 778 00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:51,875 What are you up to? 779 00:54:52,292 --> 00:54:55,671 You're playing roulette! For money on top of it! 780 00:54:56,380 --> 00:55:00,592 Haven't your parents told you gambling leads to ruin and prison? 781 00:55:00,968 --> 00:55:03,637 Silly fools! Give that to me. 782 00:55:04,137 --> 00:55:05,848 I'm confiscating this game. 783 00:55:06,098 --> 00:55:08,433 I don't approve of parents buying such things. 784 00:55:09,685 --> 00:55:11,562 Everyone line up for class. 785 00:55:20,028 --> 00:55:21,405 Boys, 786 00:55:21,864 --> 00:55:23,615 I have more bad news for you. 787 00:55:24,741 --> 00:55:27,786 Your substitute teacher, Miss Navarrin, has fallen ill. 788 00:55:28,162 --> 00:55:30,205 She won't be at school today. 789 00:55:31,206 --> 00:55:33,834 BOY KILLS SCHOOLTEACHER 790 00:55:36,753 --> 00:55:39,006 The jury finds the defendant guilty! 791 00:55:40,340 --> 00:55:42,593 On top of it, he's a dirty rat. 792 00:55:51,810 --> 00:55:52,978 Agnan, what's wrong? 793 00:55:53,645 --> 00:55:56,064 You can't hit me, I wear glasses. 794 00:55:57,858 --> 00:56:01,487 Like I said, Miss Navarrin caught a cold and has to stay home. 795 00:56:02,154 --> 00:56:04,198 You'll stay in your classroom like good boys. 796 00:56:04,364 --> 00:56:09,453 One of your friends will look after you. Someone I can trust. 797 00:56:18,003 --> 00:56:20,130 We were supposed to have math today. 798 00:56:20,797 --> 00:56:23,383 O pen your books and we'll do some problems. 799 00:56:23,634 --> 00:56:24,384 Are you crazy? 800 00:56:24,676 --> 00:56:25,886 Be quiet! I'm in charge! 801 00:56:26,094 --> 00:56:27,513 Who does the rat think he is? 802 00:56:28,096 --> 00:56:29,389 Silence! Eudes, to the corner! 803 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:30,766 You'll eat your math book. 804 00:56:31,975 --> 00:56:32,851 No, I wear glasses. 805 00:56:33,268 --> 00:56:34,311 You'll eat them too! 806 00:56:38,023 --> 00:56:39,691 -Geoffroy! What? 807 00:56:39,900 --> 00:56:41,985 -We have to get the roulette. But how? 808 00:57:06,802 --> 00:57:09,012 DOWN WITH TEAC... 809 00:57:09,972 --> 00:57:11,932 "Down with teachers"? 810 00:57:12,099 --> 00:57:13,559 "Down with teacups". 811 00:57:13,725 --> 00:57:15,561 I'm the Queen of England. 812 00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:17,396 Let's see the Principal. 813 00:57:23,735 --> 00:57:25,571 Rarely in my career, 814 00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:28,532 have I encountered such blatant provocation. 815 00:57:29,575 --> 00:57:31,368 I'm worried about you, my friend. 816 00:57:31,952 --> 00:57:35,205 What do you suggest, Old Sp... Mr. Dubon? 817 00:57:36,623 --> 00:57:38,584 I suggest writing 300 times: 818 00:57:38,917 --> 00:57:42,546 "l will not write disgraceful inscriptions on my school walls, 819 00:57:42,754 --> 00:57:46,175 "for education is devoted to learning and spiritual elevation 820 00:57:46,425 --> 00:57:48,510 "in accordance with the values of the Republic." 821 00:57:48,719 --> 00:57:51,597 Up to "school walls" will do. 822 00:57:52,890 --> 00:57:55,684 You won't leave before handing this in. 823 00:57:57,519 --> 00:57:58,228 You hear me? 824 00:58:00,314 --> 00:58:03,358 This way, ladies and gents. -One-franc bets! 825 00:58:03,484 --> 00:58:04,776 Try your luck. 826 00:58:05,110 --> 00:58:06,528 One franc, sir. 827 00:58:06,737 --> 00:58:08,822 Come on! You can win! 828 00:58:14,536 --> 00:58:15,537 A game, ma'am? 829 00:58:15,746 --> 00:58:18,916 Why not! If it'll make you children happy. 830 00:58:19,416 --> 00:58:20,792 How much do I bet? 831 00:58:21,001 --> 00:58:21,835 Ten francs. 832 00:58:23,003 --> 00:58:24,004 Ten francs. 833 00:58:24,338 --> 00:58:25,339 Here you go. 834 00:58:26,673 --> 00:58:28,967 What number should I bet on? 835 00:58:29,301 --> 00:58:31,053 Anything you want. "4"? 836 00:58:31,762 --> 00:58:33,096 Ok, let's try "4". 837 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:33,931 There. 838 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:36,642 Ten on "4", let's roll. 839 00:58:42,773 --> 00:58:43,565 I won! 840 00:58:44,274 --> 00:58:45,108 I won! 841 00:59:22,729 --> 00:59:24,773 That's all you've done in an hour? 842 01:00:00,684 --> 01:00:03,395 Where is she? Where is she? 843 01:00:11,111 --> 01:00:12,529 Honey, can you tie this? 844 01:00:12,654 --> 01:00:13,822 I'm a wreck! 845 01:00:13,989 --> 01:00:16,742 I haven't eaten all day, I was too busy preparing. 846 01:00:16,909 --> 01:00:18,619 Where is she, darn it? 847 01:00:23,165 --> 01:00:23,916 Calm down. 848 01:00:24,124 --> 01:00:27,920 They'll be here any minute and there's no one to serve dinner. 849 01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:29,505 There she is! 850 01:00:32,007 --> 01:00:33,383 Come round the back. 851 01:00:33,550 --> 01:00:36,094 And toss this in the trash on your way. 852 01:00:40,140 --> 01:00:41,308 What's that? 853 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,352 That is lobster with mayonnaise. 854 01:00:43,560 --> 01:00:45,479 But it's not for little boys. 855 01:00:45,687 --> 01:00:48,607 You're getting good old ravioli and tomato sauce. 856 01:00:49,775 --> 01:00:51,401 I don't want ravioli, I want lobster. 857 01:00:51,819 --> 01:00:52,986 Nicholas, that's enough! 858 01:00:55,614 --> 01:00:57,157 Where is the silly goose? 859 01:01:03,664 --> 01:01:04,790 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume. 860 01:01:04,957 --> 01:01:06,959 Good evening, madam. 861 01:01:07,417 --> 01:01:08,085 My wife isn't here? 862 01:01:09,878 --> 01:01:13,382 I sent her on ahead while I parked the car. 863 01:01:19,638 --> 01:01:23,725 Oh, Mrs. Moucheboume, what a horrible misunderstanding. 864 01:01:23,976 --> 01:01:26,145 I'm so ashamed. Please, this way. 865 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:29,523 Right this way. 866 01:01:38,031 --> 01:01:40,075 Nicholas, go in and say hello. 867 01:01:50,210 --> 01:01:51,295 Good evening, Mr. Moucheboume. 868 01:01:51,545 --> 01:01:52,796 Hello, Mrs. Moucheboume. 869 01:01:53,547 --> 01:01:55,382 So this is the little Nicholas. 870 01:01:55,966 --> 01:01:58,093 Did you like my top? 871 01:01:58,468 --> 01:02:01,138 Yes, but Dad says it gives him a headache. 872 01:02:03,223 --> 01:02:05,058 Next time, I'll get something else. 873 01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:07,978 What would make you happy? 874 01:02:08,228 --> 01:02:10,355 500 francs would be great. 875 01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:11,607 Watch your manners! 876 01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:12,649 He's only a child. 877 01:02:13,442 --> 01:02:16,820 T ell me, what would you do with 500 francs? 878 01:02:17,488 --> 01:02:18,822 I have to whisper it. 879 01:02:19,031 --> 01:02:19,990 Ok, come here. 880 01:02:22,075 --> 01:02:24,244 I'd hire a gangster to kidnap my brother 881 01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:26,121 so my parents will keep me. 882 01:02:33,545 --> 01:02:36,715 Believe me, Nicholas, the only way to earn money, 883 01:02:37,633 --> 01:02:38,550 is hard work. 884 01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:39,593 Very hard work. 885 01:02:40,969 --> 01:02:42,429 You'll thank me later. 886 01:02:42,763 --> 01:02:44,348 For 500 francs, I'd thank you now. 887 01:02:44,556 --> 01:02:45,641 Back to the kitchen! 888 01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:50,270 I'm so sorry. -He's only a child. 889 01:02:51,271 --> 01:02:52,481 I said hello. 890 01:02:52,856 --> 01:02:54,566 Very good. 891 01:02:56,276 --> 01:02:58,695 There you go. Now it's time to eat. 892 01:03:18,841 --> 01:03:21,510 Mrs. Moucheboume, do you enjoy Scandinavian literature? 893 01:03:23,095 --> 01:03:26,181 I have a soft spot for 13th century Skaldic poetry. 894 01:03:26,431 --> 01:03:29,726 The manner it has of using "polyphrases" and metaphors 895 01:03:29,852 --> 01:03:33,021 instead of literal meaning. 896 01:03:35,232 --> 01:03:37,151 It's really very interesting. 897 01:03:39,278 --> 01:03:40,154 Yes, very. 898 01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:46,034 I just adore Snorsi Struffl... 899 01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:49,621 Snorki Snuffn... 900 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,668 Storki Stleft... 901 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:56,920 Smurski Stroflt... 902 01:04:06,305 --> 01:04:07,347 Speaking of which, 903 01:04:07,681 --> 01:04:10,601 did you know that the word "baroque" was Portuguese? 904 01:04:11,351 --> 01:04:13,312 Yes, from the town of Barroco... 905 01:04:13,729 --> 01:04:16,940 Very famous for its oysters. Lully loved them. 906 01:04:17,274 --> 01:04:20,068 That's where the chocolate got its name, incidentally. 907 01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:22,237 Lully... 908 01:04:22,696 --> 01:04:23,989 The chocolate. 909 01:04:33,582 --> 01:04:34,541 What if we ate? 910 01:04:35,375 --> 01:04:36,335 Sure. 911 01:04:38,754 --> 01:04:41,507 It's just a casual little meal. -Perfect. 912 01:04:41,757 --> 01:04:45,385 I'm so weary of eating lobster with mayonnaise 913 01:04:45,594 --> 01:04:47,137 every time we're invited for dinner. 914 01:04:50,015 --> 01:04:51,850 One second, please. 915 01:05:08,784 --> 01:05:10,035 There you go. 916 01:05:54,872 --> 01:05:56,206 We could sing in the street. 917 01:05:56,373 --> 01:05:57,916 Or wash windshields at red lights. 918 01:05:58,083 --> 01:05:59,626 Or keep the shopping change. 919 01:05:59,877 --> 01:06:02,546 No. We need to make lots of money fast. 920 01:06:02,754 --> 01:06:05,883 Hang on, my father told me how he got rich. 921 01:06:06,091 --> 01:06:07,092 One day, 922 01:06:07,301 --> 01:06:10,387 he found an apple, picked it up, and sold it for a franc. 923 01:06:10,596 --> 01:06:11,346 And then? 924 01:06:11,972 --> 01:06:14,558 He bought two apples and sold them for two francs. 925 01:06:14,892 --> 01:06:15,517 And then? 926 01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:18,312 His uncle died and he inherited. 927 01:06:19,563 --> 01:06:20,397 And then? 928 01:06:20,689 --> 01:06:22,524 Hey guys, the teacher's back! 929 01:06:34,369 --> 01:06:36,205 WELCOME MR. MINISTER 930 01:06:37,664 --> 01:06:38,499 Here they are. 931 01:06:41,126 --> 01:06:42,794 I want you to be exemplary. 932 01:06:42,961 --> 01:06:45,714 The first one who laughs will regret it for life. Ok? 933 01:06:52,721 --> 01:06:54,431 Like that. That's good. 934 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:57,017 That's very good. 935 01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:14,952 Sit down, children. 936 01:07:19,706 --> 01:07:23,126 How's the school year coming along? 937 01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:31,885 These children need to loosen up. 938 01:07:32,970 --> 01:07:35,055 Why don't we play a guessing game? 939 01:07:35,514 --> 01:07:36,640 Listen carefully... 940 01:07:37,015 --> 01:07:38,600 What is yellow, 941 01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:40,561 very tiny, 942 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:42,729 and goes snap, crackle, pop? 943 01:07:48,986 --> 01:07:51,989 A baby chick eating Cracker Jacks! 944 01:08:04,042 --> 01:08:06,378 -What are you studying? Rivers. 945 01:08:06,712 --> 01:08:08,005 Rivers... 946 01:08:08,922 --> 01:08:11,049 Then let's test someone. 947 01:08:11,216 --> 01:08:13,302 Of course. Agnan, please stand up. 948 01:08:13,510 --> 01:08:15,345 No, no. Not you. 949 01:08:16,013 --> 01:08:17,389 You, over there. 950 01:08:20,642 --> 01:08:22,269 What is your name? 951 01:08:23,770 --> 01:08:24,605 Clotaire, sir. 952 01:08:24,938 --> 01:08:28,775 Very well then. T ell me, which river 953 01:08:29,193 --> 01:08:31,111 runs through Paris? 954 01:08:39,161 --> 01:08:42,456 I'm listening... The river that runs through Paris? 955 01:08:57,262 --> 01:09:01,058 Didn't your parents take you on a riverboat ride? 956 01:09:06,146 --> 01:09:07,689 Swimming Forbidden In The Seine 957 01:09:11,235 --> 01:09:11,819 The Seine? 958 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,206 Bravo, Clotaire! 959 01:09:26,208 --> 01:09:27,376 Was it that hard? 960 01:09:27,751 --> 01:09:28,585 Oh, yes. 961 01:09:35,342 --> 01:09:36,426 How's the deal going? 962 01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:38,929 -I think we should be firm. But we mustn't... 963 01:09:39,096 --> 01:09:40,973 -What's the timeframe? Ten days. 964 01:09:41,140 --> 01:09:41,890 I think that... 965 01:09:42,099 --> 01:09:44,226 Keep me informed of any developments. 966 01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:52,025 -Hello? Hi, it's me. 967 01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:54,361 Did he say anything to you? 968 01:10:06,623 --> 01:10:08,250 I know how we'll make the money. 969 01:10:44,077 --> 01:10:46,997 Hey guys, you want to be unbeatable? 970 01:10:47,289 --> 01:10:48,207 What do you mean? 971 01:10:48,332 --> 01:10:50,542 Come to the vacant lot and you'll see. 972 01:10:56,715 --> 01:10:57,633 And? 973 01:10:58,091 --> 01:11:00,802 We found the formula of the magic potion. 974 01:11:03,055 --> 01:11:05,349 It'll make you as strong as an ox. 975 01:11:05,933 --> 01:11:06,934 It costs five francs. 976 01:11:07,184 --> 01:11:08,519 How do we know it works? 977 01:11:09,061 --> 01:11:09,603 You there. 978 01:11:11,188 --> 01:11:11,772 Come here. 979 01:11:30,582 --> 01:11:31,291 Now, 980 01:11:31,834 --> 01:11:33,544 try to lift that. 981 01:12:33,937 --> 01:12:35,772 -Next! Paid. 982 01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:41,320 Paid. 983 01:12:56,043 --> 01:12:57,169 We won't have enough. 984 01:12:57,503 --> 01:12:59,254 Rufus went to make some more. 985 01:13:18,816 --> 01:13:21,068 Three and four... 986 01:13:21,735 --> 01:13:23,654 and five make... 987 01:13:24,363 --> 01:13:25,239 five hundred and thirty francs! 988 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:26,949 Hey, you! 989 01:13:27,366 --> 01:13:28,116 Little rascals! 990 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,494 Look what you did to my boy! 991 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,706 I want to see your parents! You brats! 992 01:13:40,087 --> 01:13:43,006 Come back here. 993 01:13:43,757 --> 01:13:45,509 Come on run, we'll catch them. 994 01:13:45,676 --> 01:13:48,345 You won't get away! I'll catch you! 995 01:13:48,971 --> 01:13:51,932 Come here! Come back here. 996 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,729 We have the money. 997 01:13:58,147 --> 01:14:00,190 Ok, where's the car? 998 01:14:01,608 --> 01:14:02,609 We'll call you back. 999 01:14:04,278 --> 01:14:05,696 Now he wants a car. 1000 01:14:06,363 --> 01:14:07,990 We'll never see the end of it. 1001 01:14:28,510 --> 01:14:29,553 What flavor, sir? 1002 01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:32,347 Excuse me? 1003 01:14:33,807 --> 01:14:34,766 Chocolate-strawberry. 1004 01:14:35,100 --> 01:14:35,976 Very well, sir. 1005 01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:56,413 Hurry up, the others are waiting. 1006 01:14:57,998 --> 01:14:58,749 What? 1007 01:14:59,583 --> 01:15:00,876 I don't know how to drive. 1008 01:15:01,168 --> 01:15:02,753 You have to turn the key. 1009 01:15:03,003 --> 01:15:03,837 He took it with him. 1010 01:15:04,087 --> 01:15:05,380 We'll fix the wires. 1011 01:15:05,589 --> 01:15:07,382 I saw it in a film. Keep watch. 1012 01:15:07,591 --> 01:15:08,342 You, help me. 1013 01:15:13,847 --> 01:15:15,390 What's going on? 1014 01:15:17,226 --> 01:15:18,310 Chocolate-strawberry. 1015 01:15:22,981 --> 01:15:23,774 Move aside! 1016 01:15:24,024 --> 01:15:24,817 Move aside! 1017 01:15:37,538 --> 01:15:40,249 City driving: Ok. 1018 01:15:40,457 --> 01:15:42,793 Downshifting and braking: Ok. 1019 01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:45,879 Let's see if you can parallel park. 1020 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:48,590 Park over there. 1021 01:15:49,049 --> 01:15:49,758 Ok. 1022 01:15:54,429 --> 01:15:56,473 What the... Follow them! 1023 01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:57,558 -But... Follow them! 1024 01:15:59,226 --> 01:16:00,227 I said, follow them! 1025 01:16:02,771 --> 01:16:03,897 Out of my way! 1026 01:16:04,606 --> 01:16:05,357 Out of my way! 1027 01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:06,984 Faster! We'll catch them. 1028 01:16:07,234 --> 01:16:08,777 I'll have his license revoked! 1029 01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:14,950 Out of my way! 1030 01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:17,244 Out of my way! 1031 01:16:18,871 --> 01:16:20,122 Pass them! 1032 01:16:27,546 --> 01:16:29,673 I need men I can trust. 1033 01:16:30,299 --> 01:16:31,800 I won't live forever, you know. 1034 01:16:31,967 --> 01:16:35,012 I need to think about who'll take over one day. 1035 01:16:35,304 --> 01:16:36,555 Watch out! 1036 01:16:42,936 --> 01:16:44,354 Well, I do say... 1037 01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:46,982 Good thing you were there. 1038 01:16:47,983 --> 01:16:51,278 T ell me, what's your opinion on the Patemouille file? 1039 01:16:51,487 --> 01:16:53,197 I think we should accept. 1040 01:16:53,363 --> 01:16:54,031 I think that... 1041 01:16:54,323 --> 01:16:55,866 Ok, you handle the deal. 1042 01:16:56,074 --> 01:16:57,618 -But... Shut up. 1043 01:16:57,784 --> 01:16:58,994 I didn't mean you. 1044 01:17:31,401 --> 01:17:33,111 Parallel parking: Ok. 1045 01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:34,530 Thank you. 1046 01:17:58,303 --> 01:17:59,513 That'll never work. 1047 01:18:02,891 --> 01:18:05,185 What do we do now? 1048 01:18:05,352 --> 01:18:06,603 I don't know. 1049 01:18:09,773 --> 01:18:11,191 How did we get here? 1050 01:18:14,611 --> 01:18:18,115 Hello? I'd like to speak to Blind Jack, please. 1051 01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:20,826 Ok, I'll hold. 1052 01:18:22,161 --> 01:18:23,328 Hey look! It's Joachim. 1053 01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,165 Hi guys. 1054 01:18:27,374 --> 01:18:29,168 I thought you'd disappeared. 1055 01:18:29,334 --> 01:18:32,546 No, I just came down with a case of the chickenpox. 1056 01:18:34,798 --> 01:18:35,757 This is my brother. 1057 01:18:36,842 --> 01:18:38,051 Isn't he cute? 1058 01:18:40,804 --> 01:18:42,848 Don't touch! You'll give him germs. 1059 01:18:43,182 --> 01:18:43,891 Babies are fragile. 1060 01:18:47,853 --> 01:18:49,313 Did you hear? He said my name. 1061 01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:51,732 I thought you didn't like him. 1062 01:18:52,149 --> 01:18:53,358 That was before. 1063 01:18:53,859 --> 01:18:54,818 Before what? 1064 01:18:55,694 --> 01:18:57,613 Before I knew how great it was. 1065 01:18:58,363 --> 01:19:00,991 I'll be able to teach him lots of things... 1066 01:19:01,158 --> 01:19:02,993 Like soccer and riding a bike. 1067 01:19:03,202 --> 01:19:05,120 And my parents will say things like: 1068 01:19:05,329 --> 01:19:08,248 "When Joachim was your age, he could do that." 1069 01:19:08,749 --> 01:19:10,834 He'll be very impressed 1070 01:19:11,001 --> 01:19:14,004 and I'll give him orders and he'll do everything I say. 1071 01:19:15,672 --> 01:19:17,090 Ok, bye guys. 1072 01:19:27,768 --> 01:19:28,685 Hello? 1073 01:19:29,937 --> 01:19:30,979 Hello? 1074 01:19:36,610 --> 01:19:39,696 I'll never drive again as long as I live. 1075 01:19:40,447 --> 01:19:41,782 I don't understand. 1076 01:19:42,115 --> 01:19:43,575 Never ever. 1077 01:19:44,660 --> 01:19:45,911 Mom! Dad! 1078 01:19:46,787 --> 01:19:48,747 Thank you, I'm so happy. 1079 01:19:48,872 --> 01:19:50,791 -About what? About my little brother! 1080 01:19:51,124 --> 01:19:52,709 What little brother? 1081 01:19:52,835 --> 01:19:55,420 My little brother... The baby Mom's going to have. 1082 01:19:57,798 --> 01:19:58,966 I'm not having a baby. 1083 01:20:00,717 --> 01:20:01,969 Who gave you that idea? 1084 01:20:02,511 --> 01:20:03,345 But... 1085 01:20:04,555 --> 01:20:06,014 I wanted a little brother. 1086 01:20:06,598 --> 01:20:08,767 Little brothers are terrific. 1087 01:20:09,768 --> 01:20:11,562 Why can't I have one? 1088 01:20:13,814 --> 01:20:16,108 You never do anything to make me happy. 1089 01:22:08,971 --> 01:22:10,472 That night, after dinner, 1090 01:22:10,848 --> 01:22:14,476 Mom and Dad kept on laughing in their bedroom. 1091 01:22:16,145 --> 01:22:18,897 And one day, when I came home from school, 1092 01:22:23,735 --> 01:22:26,113 they had some good news for me. 1093 01:22:30,117 --> 01:22:31,869 The baby took a long time. 1094 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:36,248 I don't know how long, but it was longer than waiting for Christmas. 1095 01:22:36,415 --> 01:22:38,667 The day after tomorrow? -Not yet. 1096 01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:43,297 Life went on. 1097 01:22:48,802 --> 01:22:51,638 Geoffroy got punished for the car incident. 1098 01:22:52,973 --> 01:22:55,684 Now he has to walk to school. 1099 01:22:59,521 --> 01:23:02,524 I saw Marie-Edwige and she invited me to her birthday. 1100 01:23:02,774 --> 01:23:03,984 It's on Thursday. 1101 01:23:04,276 --> 01:23:07,446 Thursday? I'll have to see, I have a very busy schedule. 1102 01:23:09,406 --> 01:23:11,533 Ok, it was more like... 1103 01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:17,080 We have another new neighbor. 1104 01:23:17,289 --> 01:23:18,582 What's the problem? 1105 01:23:18,790 --> 01:23:20,667 He and Dad tease each other too. 1106 01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:22,336 Just try it. -You don't scare me. 1107 01:23:22,544 --> 01:23:23,837 You don't scare me. 1108 01:23:25,047 --> 01:23:26,298 Go back home! 1109 01:23:27,674 --> 01:23:29,426 And I kept waiting. 1110 01:23:29,593 --> 01:23:32,179 Tomorrow? -No, but very soon. 1111 01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:36,141 I was in a hurry to start teaching my little brother new things. 1112 01:23:38,977 --> 01:23:40,103 Good! 1113 01:23:46,193 --> 01:23:47,236 Look! 1114 01:23:50,781 --> 01:23:52,199 And then one morning, 1115 01:23:52,866 --> 01:23:55,285 we all went to the hospital... 1116 01:23:57,037 --> 01:23:59,331 and my little brother finally arrived. 1117 01:24:00,958 --> 01:24:01,792 It's a girl. 1118 01:24:02,626 --> 01:24:03,627 What? 1119 01:24:05,796 --> 01:24:06,880 Come on, shoot! 1120 01:24:09,133 --> 01:24:09,967 Go on, shoot. 1121 01:24:12,469 --> 01:24:13,303 Look! 1122 01:24:21,603 --> 01:24:23,981 My goodness, isn't she cute? 1123 01:24:24,189 --> 01:24:25,732 She's an angel. 1124 01:24:25,941 --> 01:24:28,610 She certainly does have her father's jaw. 1125 01:24:28,819 --> 01:24:30,737 She's her mother's spitting image. 1126 01:24:30,821 --> 01:24:32,239 I'm sorry, not the jaw. 1127 01:24:40,664 --> 01:24:42,457 How do you like your sister? 1128 01:24:43,125 --> 01:24:44,793 Frankly, it's hard to say. 1129 01:24:45,544 --> 01:24:48,839 We'll see when she's done. For now she's toothless and bald. 1130 01:24:49,006 --> 01:24:50,591 She's cute anyhow. 1131 01:24:50,883 --> 01:24:51,758 Cute? 1132 01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:53,135 She's red and wrinkled, 1133 01:24:53,594 --> 01:24:54,845 Like a pickled pepper. 1134 01:24:56,972 --> 01:24:59,433 She just stares into space and gurgles. 1135 01:25:01,018 --> 01:25:03,437 Everyone says she's smiling, but that's a joke. 1136 01:25:03,604 --> 01:25:05,314 All she does is gurgle. 1137 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:09,693 I wanted a brother. 1138 01:25:09,902 --> 01:25:12,488 But at the hospital, Mom took this instead. 1139 01:25:12,571 --> 01:25:13,864 I don't know why. 1140 01:25:16,575 --> 01:25:18,744 She has rolls of fat everywhere, 1141 01:25:18,994 --> 01:25:20,996 she looks like she has four cheeks. 1142 01:25:24,875 --> 01:25:27,127 I should've asked for a puppy. 1143 01:25:36,637 --> 01:25:37,429 It's funny, 1144 01:25:39,473 --> 01:25:43,519 but at that moment, I remembered the teacher's writing assignment: 1145 01:25:45,187 --> 01:25:49,191 Tell me what you want to be when you grow up. 1146 01:25:53,195 --> 01:25:55,072 Because now I know. 1147 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,786 What I want to do when I grow up 1148 01:26:00,994 --> 01:26:03,163 is make people laugh. 1149 01:26:11,004 --> 01:26:12,005 Look here! 1150 01:26:12,881 --> 01:26:14,591 Look here!